U.S. Renews Contract With Spotted Ground Squirrels

[unity100]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/us-rene...recentnews

onion piece.

[Aaron]

Haha wow, what a mirror to ourselves. I love the Onion's expert use of satire to expose our insane ways of thinking.

I liked this part: "Because government representatives were unable to move the ground squirrels on several key points, including nesting in attics and garages, and appearing suddenly in the middle of the road for no apparent reason, the contract is essentially the same as the previous agreement, which held from 1998 to 2009."