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[Cyan]

I have an idea of what I want to do.

I want to write this book of life hacks and various other "cheats" i've ever come across that work that people never think of and collect them into a spell book. Put this spell book into hiding and then tell a lesbian couple I know.

That if their baby is only the sole product of the two mothers DNA with no male interaction, then hand the book to him/her and explain that when I was little, magic was unusual and people paired most often with the opposite gender and even if they didnt, they could only produce babies with the opposite gender and as time went on slowly everyone could produce babies with everyone and we become like the various unigendered races in sci-fi.

Then i'd explore the various uni-gendered races from my PoV on how their societies evovled and as i dont yet know if ours will evolve into that direction (not certain if its absolutely possible and likely as a developement course, just that its probable (the losing of the gender definitions)) explain these various races and their developemental paths and how the humans probably fit in.

Then tell him/her that since my current favorite blue alien babe race, the Asari, are all biotics, i'll hand her my book of magic as most of the stuff in there can only be understood in terms of magic, and, therefore, qualify her as a biotic, and since she/he (non meaningful term after unisexpairing produces children) is now a unigendered species, she/he can be produly called, a Asari Biotic!

As a kind of, blast from the archaic past for her. Who knows, her guides might back me up in this and cause her a insanely weird life around this concept Its not like they wouldnt work guuuuyyys! She just needs people around her that dont really get how easy it is ... That should not be a trouble on earth.

Anyway. Is that kind of stupid, writing a obvious commentary on sci-fi into a gift for a person i dont even know based on how i currently, in a very limited way understand magic?

It would be stuff like

Make money spell level 1: Gather pinecones in forest, sell.
Make money spell level 1: Gather junk metal, sell.
Make money spell level 1: Gather junk bottles, sell.
Make money spell level 1: Go through trash, seek money or stuff to sell, sell.

And so on.

At the end would be stuff like:

Interplanetary travel internal heat problem solution spell level 9: Use magnetic contained black hole combined with high energy transference system attached to life support to maintain internal temperature conditions even in space without requiring venting systems for external heat due to internal heat sink efffect by black hole, just rememeber to maintain containment or hawkings radiation will cause energy blast equivelant to a supernova for a 100 ton or more black hole (give or take matter-antimatter energy annihilation reaction, dont know my math for sure but can tell you that 50 grams to energy is 1 megaton so. Say. 100.000.000 grams divided by 50 or about 2 million megatons of TNT equivelant for a 100 ton black hole) Needless to say, big baga boom. That way you can always sneak up on your enemies that still need heat evaporation systems such as those found in universes below black hole containment technology.

You know, kind of hack the entire reality open on all levels into various spells and just mark the book "this is not a joke, dont read unless you dont want to know, stuff actually works."

Edit: Idea being that i will NOT put such a book up for sale (come on, how silly do you think that would be... hahaha right... right? *nervous laughter *) but rather make one copy for that person in specific.