(02-23-2010, 09:23 PM)Questioner Wrote: Dear fool:
Thank you for your inquiry about the ape mind that's been provided to you at no charge as part of this 3D incarnation service.
You will find that your mind is designed to provide a lifetime of entertainment and opinions. To support increasing catalyst, this mind continuously and automatically generates a limitless stream of thoughts. If no new material is provided, the mind has a recycling function that repeats previous thoughts with no need for user guidance. Although some user-serviceable parts are present in your mind, finding tools and instruction books is a challenge for the user. We hope this multiplies the variety of experiences and emotions generated by your ape mind. Enjoy!
-- Management
P.S. If you should wish to turn off this mind for some period of time, please ask your local Buddha for guidance.
Dear Management:
I appreciate your informative description of this useless feature. I wish to obtain a full refund without delay and an upgrade to Buddha status for causing me unnecessary pain. You should ask your engineers to look at this faulty piece of equipment. Maybe consider visiting a nearby Toyota factory learn from the engineers at Toyota. I can deal with a sudden acceleration problem but having no ability to turn it off is quiet amusing. You are also asking me to take a training course just to learn how to turn your instrument off. it should be as easy as 123 just like I expect it to be from my other encounters.
Sincerely,
Just a Fool.
PS: If I had the patience to learn how to turn it off why would I not wait for a better assignment to another world, and not jump at the first opportunity for this earth bound disaster.