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[thefool]

I apologize that you have merely reached a freelance support and PR rep of Management. The sudden acceleration episodes studied so far have been linked to the mind's entanglement as a door mat. To escalate this issue to a higher power, please go within and call them using any nineteen digit prime number of your choice.

Thank you for using the Mind Power Support service.

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questioner- you should not have started it. See now look what you made me do
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Dear Management:

Here you go again hiding behind the so called lack of empowerment. I am just a support guy. I am not in charge here. I don't make decisions. Everyone thinks someone else is in charge around this place. No body can make decisions. How could they. Their damn mind would go start shooting in all random directions and not let them accomlish anything. My point exactly. The real big kahunas are hiding behind the 'free will' zone. Ohhh it is free will zone, we can not do anything. Have ya looked around yur free will zone. Does anyone seem like they are free or have a will in this zone. What is wrong with this picture? Management wont help and poor people cant seem to help themselves. Your competition (the dark Tshirt folks/ STS gang) does not have a problem with free will. They are thriving in this joint. And your mismangement is a laughing stock around the universe, not just this galaxy.

You kno waht you sound like a nice fellar- let me tell ya. There are so many maybe. Maybe I should have just stayed longer and waited for the cushy logos position of the jahrnnaas hagaacol star systems. But what do I do? Raise my hand for this position noone really wanted. I had a good thing going u kno. Now my soul group from the social memory complex including my 10000s of girl friends, just laugh at me. Some of them found an exploding star and now riding the exploding light waves around the universe. A few of them are seeding their own star systems. And what am I doing? trying to find a damn off button. Maybe I should have just taken the better offer from the competing STS gang. They seem to be people really in charge of this place. For me it dunt make a difference STS, STO are all the same. I have to do a job and I can do it from any side. They say darkness, you say light. It is the same. Left hand versus right hand.

You kno waht you sound like a nice fellar- let me tell ya. When I signed the contract to visit this place I should have looked at the fine print more carefully. Your advertising brochures said the high mountains and blue seas and beautiful vistas and women. It did not mention anything about you have to earn the money first to be able to enjoy those things. Why do you guys have to be so special and cruel and different? I am glad the contract expires in 2012. do me a favor, kill me. wait no just take this message for your logos.
"Listen very carefully my dear logos- don't mess this up now. make it happen by 2012 or I will personally petition the high council of nine to have you removed and demoted to remote transavanticticalook lomnzoona. So watch your back as I will come and literally spank your buttoks"

You kno waht you sound like a nice fellar- thanks for listening. I already feel better now...

Sincerely,
what a fool !


PS: See if you had a properly working Off button then I would have to rant that long. My point ezzzactlly...