Disappointed Expectations

[ChickenInSpace]

I opened this thread before going to a company dinner and came back to read some insightful (expectantly, likely!) posts about the subject and the first sentence that hit me was (discorrected for emphasis of what I read rather than actual quote):

"part of the masturbation process is to realise when this is happening, and to own up to it -"

This is hysterically funny (to me) and still carries the idea and some weight of the original idea to be worth a moment or two.

I apologize if I'm too crude for some cultures or minds.