10-10-2016, 12:03 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-08-2017, 10:27 PM by Dekalb_Blues.)
BlatzAddict:
"... so buttplugs solve the worlds energy problems rofl."
This only stands to reason -- though for best ease one should usually try not to sit down whilst so solving the world's energy problems (unless one is using advanced technology¹). Of course, in other problem-solving regimes, the stubborn use of sitzfleisch² is the maximal solution mode. It all depends on how one wishes to optimally interact cosmically with the Cosmic Flow and Dynaflow.³ Cheers!
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1 See http://www.thedaobums.com/topic/24990-me...kundalini/ .
2 See http://wordsmith.org/words/sitzfleisch.html .
3 Edifyingly referenced as early as 1955 by Dr. E. Lillywhite Norton, noted Quantum-Cosmomechanical Analyst at the Raccoon Lodge Institute of Lower Physics, Brooklyn, NY [following 05:25]:
Animated model of Cosmic Flow and Dyna-Flow cosmically flowing and dyna-flowing:
![[Image: qRtzwwA.gif]](http://i.imgur.com/qRtzwwA.gif)
Note the simplicity. This represents the One Mysterious Dial-O-Matical Über-Principle underlying the unsung true basic forces of reality: Slicing, Dicing, Shining and Shellac-ing, Greasing and Creasing, and-- POTRZEBIE.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potrzebie
![[Image: KnuthWeightSystem1.jpg]](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rDtXuzQgOBM/TZoW1FgFGCI/AAAAAAAAAzs/ucM2enEPgCc/s1600/KnuthWeightSystem1.jpg)
Incidentally, under contract from DERPA (thought-challenged spinoff of DARPA) my cutting-edge R&D lab is working on discovering new ways to utilize the energy inherent in the standard static-charged pussycat. Preliminary exploration into possible exploitation of this phenomenon is being farmed out via research grants and veiled threats to various institutions of higher learning:
![[Image: Electricity-vs-Cat.jpg]](http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Electricity-vs-Cat.jpg)
Science!
"... so buttplugs solve the worlds energy problems rofl."
This only stands to reason -- though for best ease one should usually try not to sit down whilst so solving the world's energy problems (unless one is using advanced technology¹). Of course, in other problem-solving regimes, the stubborn use of sitzfleisch² is the maximal solution mode. It all depends on how one wishes to optimally interact cosmically with the Cosmic Flow and Dynaflow.³ Cheers!
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1 See http://www.thedaobums.com/topic/24990-me...kundalini/ .
2 See http://wordsmith.org/words/sitzfleisch.html .
3 Edifyingly referenced as early as 1955 by Dr. E. Lillywhite Norton, noted Quantum-Cosmomechanical Analyst at the Raccoon Lodge Institute of Lower Physics, Brooklyn, NY [following 05:25]:
Animated model of Cosmic Flow and Dyna-Flow cosmically flowing and dyna-flowing:
Note the simplicity. This represents the One Mysterious Dial-O-Matical Über-Principle underlying the unsung true basic forces of reality: Slicing, Dicing, Shining and Shellac-ing, Greasing and Creasing, and-- POTRZEBIE.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potrzebie
Incidentally, under contract from DERPA (thought-challenged spinoff of DARPA) my cutting-edge R&D lab is working on discovering new ways to utilize the energy inherent in the standard static-charged pussycat. Preliminary exploration into possible exploitation of this phenomenon is being farmed out via research grants and veiled threats to various institutions of higher learning:
Science!