Greetings all nobody´s <3

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LOL! Awesome, Nobody sure has my vote! 

As Chief of Public Relations and Deviated Preversions for the Progressive Regressionalists For Nobody (Lateralist Splinter Group Faction) I heartily approve of your intelligent choice! Remember, don't throw your vote away on just anybody -- throw it away on Nobody! Don't be anybody's fool -- be Nobody's fool!!
Official campaign song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_fb8bVQ98w (Large contributors receive a case of Thunderbird and a chance to sing back-up harmony in the upcoming nude re-make of this video)

In case of the very likely pre-emptive assassination of our favorite (who refuses all our anxious security recommendations to keep his head down because he obstinately continues to not have one to begin with)  the Splinter Group suggests as possible alternatives these worthy fellow aspirants for the 'Murrican throne:



THUMBODY -- thinks he's really somebody, though actually he's just a Nobody wannabe; but his heart is in the right place, and his thumb is on the pulse of Amerika.


SUMBITCH -- the law 'n' order candidate, dammit!


VISIBLEBODY -- he's all for improved transparency in governmental ruling bodies.


MR. PEABODY -- Machiavellian genius behind the juggernaut Wayback Political Machine

MADAME O. WOTTABODY -- Wow. Just -- wow. Yes. Yes. All my vote are belong to you, doll.

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and of course...

  Vote early, vote often! Cheers.