Flat Earth believers

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Inflate a party balloon ....

Ha ha! Stop right there, Nicolas old boy! See, that's where your cunning but sophistic theorizing falls flaming to the ground, shot down by the slings and arrows of the outrageous fait accompli, as either William Nietzschespear or Yogi Berra or Einbert Alstein or Dr. bloody Bronowski or someone so very tellingly put it in Ivanhoe and Juliet or Fifty Shades of Alien Grey or The Study Guide to Clinical Studies in the Guided Clinical Study of Clinical-Study-Guide Studies or somewhere. In actuality, so-called "inflated" balloons are flat -- they only appear to be spherical (or in the case of balloons wielded by clowns at children's parties, dachshundoidal [or sold at Disneyland, mickeymousoidal]) due to the prevailing malign and invasive cultural conditioning that has so badly warped our minds and skewed our perceptions that we seem to see what ideologically "should" be there. There, I run rings 'round you logically!

The very model of a modern mode of rationality:



BALLOONS -- FLAT! I'VE GOT PROOF!:


If you see this you're doubly deluded:


Even many otherwise enlightened Flat-Earth devotees unthinkingly fall prey to delusion on this score (see, e.g., https://www.gofundme.com/an565jm8 -- lighter-than-air balloon capable of high-altitude ascension, indeed -- absurd! That'll be the day! A foolish chimera! We all know that hot air doesn't expand anyway, it actually contracts down to nothing while simply puffing out its chest in a fit of petulance, which is why it seems "lighter" and "bulkier" than regular old air.) 

Venus refracting through swamp gas, a natural phenomenon commonly misinterpreted by the uninformed:


Also, automobile tires, though they seem torusoidal, are actually flat, too! Why else would there be such things as "spares"?!

Oh, and did you know that things only seem to merely "look smaller" as they recede into the "distance" due to supposed "laws of perspective" -- in fact they stay right where they are, orbiting you, and actually shrink in size when not supported by the gravitational force of your scrutiny as you think of moving "away" from them. Of course the invisibly tiny things orbiting you that you now turn your attention towards appear to grow in size as you draw "near" them. It's tricky to catch, but if you change your mind abruptly and whirl around quickly you'll see things wobble in size out of the corner of your eye. Proof! This is why the side mirrors on cars often bear the words "Objects In Mirror Closer Than They Appear".




The true law of relativistic perspective:


Also, in regards to your over-the-top "180" degrees figure -- did you know that the only true counting system is the one that goes (1, 2, 3... infinity) -- because there are actually no numbers between 3 and infinity!! It only seems that there are because we lose count so easily due to the absent-mindedness brought on by the prevailing malign and invasive cultural conditioning that -- oh, sorry, this is where I came in.

This is how Science ought to proceed:
 

Did you know that Antarctica only appears to be an icebound wasteland? As one intrepid explorer found out, it's actually quite otherwise, more than somewhat -- but his hard-earned knowledge has been suppressed... until now:
 

PROOF of suppressed do-it-yourself antigrav tech:

Cheers!