04-07-2017, 07:55 PM
A funny war story from a former civilian Police employee -
A shoplifter at an all-night convenience store was spotted by security through the surveillance mirror. When confronted by the officer the suspect proceeded to tear open one of the packages of hot dogs hidden in his coat pockets and throw pieces in an attempt to elude apprehension.
When asked about how to code the incident, the officer dictating the report stated in perfect deadpan, "Assault with a deadly weenie."
A shoplifter at an all-night convenience store was spotted by security through the surveillance mirror. When confronted by the officer the suspect proceeded to tear open one of the packages of hot dogs hidden in his coat pockets and throw pieces in an attempt to elude apprehension.
When asked about how to code the incident, the officer dictating the report stated in perfect deadpan, "Assault with a deadly weenie."