Got my revenge against the police!!!

[Infinite Unity]

Hahahaha...this was awesome!!

So its around 2:30 am...i'm walking back from Walgreens and as I leave, I saw a local police dept cruiser right outside the store. Nothing out of the ordinary.

I live right by the store so I'm like half way to my driveway and this cop pulls up as I'm walking and he asked me for my name. You know what I said??? "am I free to go or am I being detained???" 


Obviously this cop was NOT expecting that response and wearing a snow hat in 15-20 degree weather, I must look total suspect for some reason. I mean winters in northeast PA are kind of cold so snow hats aren't out of the ordinary....as far as I know.

Anyhoo, he tries to prolong it by saying "I'm looking for someone I just want your name"...again I respond "am I free to go or am I being detained??" Right after that I'm getting fed up with him and just said "I live right there and my name is Cole...amI free to go or am I being detained???

He says "you're free to go but I just want to talk"..as soon as he said "you're free to go" I just said "see ya later!!!"


Hahaha...so I just walk through my driveway and go to my house, turn on the back porch light and I'm just staring at him while heating up chicken tenders. I called my roommate to come over and we're both staring at him through the door window and I start waving at him. I'm pretty buzzed at this point from smoking and drinking too!!! 

It's just funny how I made this cop look like a total idiot. He probably never dealt with this and I hope I imparted some wisdom to the young officer. But I was ready for him too!!! I got my revenge because they stopped me in 2014 just walking. Now it was my turn to have fun with the cop.

Just making them feel like an idiot and exerting my rights was enough for me

But in short, I basically told the cop to shut the fk up and to go fk himself for pestering me and to go make me a sandwich.

LIKE A BOSS!!!!!

I don't support non-cooperation. As the cop could of had a legitimate reason in his own mind for stopping, and asking you those questions. However I will congratulate you, on your willingness to stand up for your self/rights. Many people just succumb to authority, which is not an advisable configuration, as the 'authorities' go unchecked and un-mirrored.

The legitimate reason thing was my first thought too like “oh good, you are bob Smith? Your daughter was in an accident and she said you went for a walk down this way” but maybe that is my filter. I don’t know.

I honestly got the feeling that the cop, was gonna finish it up with a "It's late, and there are dangerous people about, be careful' type of talk. I really don't think he was checking into you, and the asking for a name was a way to begin conversation. Yes, that's akward to you, but that's pretty much how he probably starts every conversation at his job, as a policeman.

I honestly think his subconscious was drawn to you Eddie, and he was honestly just trying to protect you brother.

I think the next time you see this specific cop, you should thank him for his service and apologize for being so rude. We need those good boys in blue, to do just that, remain true.