04-12-2011, 04:39 PM
Okay guys, I would appreciate it if we would keep this thread vaguely on topic. 
Perhaps we should just start a thread about sex, since everyone is dying to talk about it but nobody seems to have the balls (yes, I said balls) to make a whole thread about it.
I had some effed up dreams last night. In the first one I was in some sort of mental hospital place, and everyone in looked really mutilated and messed up. Their features were all distorted and terrifying to look at. It was a really tall building, and I was on an elevator going down. There was a window in the elevator door, and when it stopped, this scary looking dude threw his face against the window and had his mouth hanging open like he was screaming. I screamed and hit the button to go down again.
When I got to the bottom there were two women behind these bars. Their faces were messed up, too. One of them ran out and into the elevator and started muttering "Get out! Get out!" in this creepy voice. I had no objection to that and quickly exited the elevator and ran out into the lobby, where this really overweight woman was stumbling around. She kept moaning that she was hungry and started coming after me. I started throwing the stuff I was carrying, hoping it would distract her, but she ran up and jumped on my back, yelling that she was going to eat me. I used her weight against her and flipped her onto the ground, then I kicked her in the head and knocked her out.
I couldn't get out of the place, then this guy that looks like the typical Jeeves butler comes out and starts talking to the overweight woman. She wakes up and is suddenly acting normal and has no idea where she is. Somehow I wound up outside of this really fancy Japanese house. It had a huge garden with an enormous white dragon stature poised over a pool of water. Normally I would have loved something like that, but I had a really horrible feeling while I was in that place. It was like the very air was tainted with something menacing.
In the second dream I saw this woman being tortured in a way that was so horrible I can't bring myself to describe it. There was blood going everywhere. It was so sickening.
I woke up like WTF?!? That's the downside of having really vivid dreams all the time...the ones that are freaking scary.
Perhaps we should just start a thread about sex, since everyone is dying to talk about it but nobody seems to have the balls (yes, I said balls) to make a whole thread about it.I had some effed up dreams last night. In the first one I was in some sort of mental hospital place, and everyone in looked really mutilated and messed up. Their features were all distorted and terrifying to look at. It was a really tall building, and I was on an elevator going down. There was a window in the elevator door, and when it stopped, this scary looking dude threw his face against the window and had his mouth hanging open like he was screaming. I screamed and hit the button to go down again.
When I got to the bottom there were two women behind these bars. Their faces were messed up, too. One of them ran out and into the elevator and started muttering "Get out! Get out!" in this creepy voice. I had no objection to that and quickly exited the elevator and ran out into the lobby, where this really overweight woman was stumbling around. She kept moaning that she was hungry and started coming after me. I started throwing the stuff I was carrying, hoping it would distract her, but she ran up and jumped on my back, yelling that she was going to eat me. I used her weight against her and flipped her onto the ground, then I kicked her in the head and knocked her out.
I couldn't get out of the place, then this guy that looks like the typical Jeeves butler comes out and starts talking to the overweight woman. She wakes up and is suddenly acting normal and has no idea where she is. Somehow I wound up outside of this really fancy Japanese house. It had a huge garden with an enormous white dragon stature poised over a pool of water. Normally I would have loved something like that, but I had a really horrible feeling while I was in that place. It was like the very air was tainted with something menacing.
In the second dream I saw this woman being tortured in a way that was so horrible I can't bring myself to describe it. There was blood going everywhere. It was so sickening.
I woke up like WTF?!? That's the downside of having really vivid dreams all the time...the ones that are freaking scary.