In regards to eating meat

[Tenet Nosce]

I live in Texas.

Sorry about that!

All of the hunters I've met brag about their big trophies. Sure, they get the does too, but they still choose the buck with the big rack, over the buck with the small rack. Every time.

Insert "men" for "hunters" and "woman" for "buck" and now I think we're on to something!

Just a thought... but perhaps if bellicose and warlike men stopped gaining near unlimited access to so many vaginas, their bellicosity and warlike behaviors would no longer be passed to the next generation.

Back in the old days, these men had to rape and pillage in order to spread their seed. Nowadays, all they need is a very large belt buckle/hat combo and legs start spreading like warm butter.

Cue the latest Disney teen star. In 3... 2... 1...

"OMG! I just love a guy with big, strong shoulders. Muscular men are just -so- sexy! Doesn't hurt if he is a little on the dumb side too! That way he won't be able to figure out how much of his money I spend shopping!"

**Raucous laughter from the audience**