Weasel Apparently Shuts Down World's Most Powerful Particle Collider

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http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2...e-collider

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ROGUE WEASEL DISCONCERTS CERN

As the radioactively-illuminated philosopher Homer Simpson once sagely observed, "Weaseling is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel."



Just another day at CERN Lab:












^ Orientation video for all the rest of you weasels







 That... is an ex-weasel.



 



 Science.



 
^ A rare glimpse of the spine-chillingly super-evil interstellar demons from the future that sneak their way lickety-split through stray portals in the Confederation quarantine-forcefield any chance they can get. Humanity is in a hell of a fix, I tell ya. This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no fooling around. This ain't no Mudd Club, or C. B. G. B., we ain't got time for that now.



  
^ Right, let me see your hands, any volunteers. Remember, it's... Science -- for duty and humanity!

An actual (accidental) pioneer in this field: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski



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