Humorous moments of the Law of One by Ra
03-03-2011, 09:59 PM,
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RE: Humorous moments of the Law of One by Ra
For those of you who read Living the Law of One 101: Carla calls those of us who play on the "metaphysical Game board" Players, so if one were to clear and balance their first 5 chakras that would make them a Blue Ray Player.
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07-28-2011, 09:01 PM, (This post was last modified: 07-28-2011, 09:02 PM by Demonslayer.)
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Questioner: I just need to know if there is anything that we can do to make the instrument more comfortable or to improve the contact?
Ra: I am Ra. All is well, my brothers. (Loud rapping at the door. Water truckers!)
Questioner: What did you say?
Ra: I am Ra. All is well, my brothers. I leave you now in the love and in the light of the One Infinite Creator. Go forth, then, rejoicing in the power and the peace of the One Infinite Creator. Adonai.







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08-02-2011, 05:43 AM,
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(01-29-2011, 01:54 PM)Icaro Wrote:  Genghis Khan is currently a shipping clerk! HAHA!

He's in 4d neg though, still a hilarious choice of words.

Quote:11.15 Questioner: Is it impossible for you to tell us precisely how he does this service?

Ra: I am Ra. It is possible for us to speak to this query. However, we use any chance we may have to reiterate the basic understanding/learning that all beings serve the Creator.

The one you speak of as Genghis Khan, at present, is incarnate in a physical light body which has the work of disseminating material of thought control to those who are what you may call crusaders. He is, as you would term this entity, a shipping clerk.

This is soooo funny, you can see ol' genghis sat at his desk in a suit and tie spilling coffee over his paperwork, brilliant.
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08-02-2011, 11:27 AM,
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(08-02-2011, 05:43 AM)particlepopup Wrote:  This is soooo funny, you can see ol' genghis sat at his desk in a suit and tie spilling coffee over his paperwork, brilliant.
So maybe the metaphor of Hell being equal to 4th Density Negative is pretty spot on, eh? Big Grin


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08-04-2011, 09:27 PM,
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(08-02-2011, 11:27 AM)Eric Wrote:  
(08-02-2011, 05:43 AM)particlepopup Wrote:  This is soooo funny, you can see ol' genghis sat at his desk in a suit and tie spilling coffee over his paperwork, brilliant.
So maybe the metaphor of Hell being equal to 4th Density Negative is pretty spot on, eh? Big Grin
Its possible, except an STS entity wants to suffer as much as possible as far as I know, so it wouldn't really be hell to them.


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12-09-2011, 09:50 AM,
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Quote:Questioner: Would you please correct me on this statement. I am guessing that what happens is that when a transfer takes place the energy is that light energy that comes in through the feet of the entity and the voltage or potential difference is measured between the red energy center and, in the case of the green ray transfer, the green energy center and then must leap or flow from the green energy center of one entity to the green energy center of the other, and then something happens to it. Could you clarify my thinking on that?

Ra: I am Ra. Yes.

Don had to ask Ra to do so afterwards :¬)
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12-10-2011, 12:11 AM,
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(12-09-2011, 09:50 AM)Namaste Wrote:  Don had to ask Ra to do so afterwards :¬)

When I'm in an especially snarky *sshole mood and somebody asks if I know what time it is, I'll answer, "Yes. Any more questions?" Finally I realize that I'm channeling Ra! Big Grin Feels good.
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12-19-2011, 02:30 AM,
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(06-24-2010, 01:31 PM)Ole Wrote:  This is my favorite:

Quote:Questioner: Can Ra tell us the source of the unusual
odor in this room this morning?

Ra: I am Ra. There are two components to this
odor. One is, as has been surmised, the decomposing
physical vehicle of one of your second-density
Rodentia. The second is an elemental which is
attempting to take up residence within the
putrefying remains of this small creature.

Bahahaha! which books is this from?
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12-22-2011, 02:42 AM,
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(12-19-2011, 02:30 AM)zackw419 Wrote:  
(06-24-2010, 01:31 PM)Ole Wrote:  This is my favorite:

Quote:Questioner: Can Ra tell us the source of the unusual
odor in this room this morning?

Ra: I am Ra. There are two components to this
odor. One is, as has been surmised, the decomposing
physical vehicle of one of your second-density
Rodentia. The second is an elemental which is
attempting to take up residence within the
putrefying remains of this small creature.

Bahahaha! which books is this from?

5, its removed material.
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07-22-2012, 10:20 AM,
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"May we note that martyrdom is not necessarily helpful."
- 44.1

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07-22-2012, 10:26 AM,
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(07-22-2012, 10:20 AM)plenum Wrote:  "May we note that martyrdom is not necessarily helpful."
"...we suggest this instrument release the power of judgment to the support group whose interests are balanced far more than this instrument’s." daayyumm

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07-22-2012, 06:44 PM,
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My funniest times were when Don would ask Ra,
'Could you explain this for us?'
Ra: 'Yes.'
Don: '...Would you do this at this time?'
Ra: 'Yes.'

I think at some point, I would say, 'Are you f*ing with me, Ra?'

There also times where Ra's answers were a little stiff/snappy,
When Don kept asking about transient UFO/conspiracy stuff.
Ha, Ra CAN lose patience!


And the mighty Gengis the Clerk was awesome.
He got a new interdimensional JOB and BOSS. Hahahahah
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08-05-2012, 02:50 AM, (This post was last modified: 08-05-2012, 02:50 AM by Spaced.)
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I like this one after a series of queries about what size to make a small pyramid.

Book III Session 66 Wrote:Questioner: You mentioned the problems with the action in the King’s
Chamber of the Giza-type pyramid. I am assuming if we used the same
geometrical configuration that is used in the pyramid at Giza this would be
perfectly all right for the pyramid placed beneath the head since we
wouldn’t be using the King’s Chamber radiations but only the third spiral
from the top, and I’m also asking if it would be better to use a 60° apex
angle than the larger apex angle? Would it provide a better energy source?


Ra: I am Ra. For energy through the apex angle the Giza pyramid offers an
excellent model. Simply be sure the pyramid is so small that there is no
entity small enough to crawl inside it.
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08-05-2012, 07:47 AM,
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(12-11-2010, 06:39 PM)Bring4th_Aaron Wrote:  Haha just found this:
Ra Wrote:Thus, you will find our statements, at times, to be those which imply that a question is unimportant. This is due to our perception that the given question is unimportant.

Funny thing is, they never say it is unimportant, but that it is unimportant from their PoV. They never explain if the difference between their perception of the questions importance and the actual importance of the question if relevant.

"what is the importance of unimportant questions" Big Grin
(08-02-2011, 05:43 AM)particlepopup Wrote:  
(01-29-2011, 01:54 PM)Icaro Wrote:  Genghis Khan is currently a shipping clerk! HAHA!

He's in 4d neg though, still a hilarious choice of words.

Quote:11.15 Questioner: Is it impossible for you to tell us precisely how he does this service?

Ra: I am Ra. It is possible for us to speak to this query. However, we use any chance we may have to reiterate the basic understanding/learning that all beings serve the Creator.

The one you speak of as Genghis Khan, at present, is incarnate in a physical light body which has the work of disseminating material of thought control to those who are what you may call crusaders. He is, as you would term this entity, a shipping clerk.

This is soooo funny, you can see ol' genghis sat at his desk in a suit and tie spilling coffee over his paperwork, brilliant.

Funny thing is that if you asked them to describe someone like the minister of finances in their perception it would be something like "wallet" or "person in charge of printed pictures of dead people"

WHo knows how many "people" (hahaha) gengis serves =D For them it might be the thing the number of subjetive mirrors that they serve. When its only one person why need to be a shipping clerk.
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08-05-2012, 04:22 PM,
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I serve as a clerk now. So much potentiated evil...Angel
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08-05-2012, 08:15 PM,
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(08-05-2012, 04:22 PM)ahktu Wrote:  I serve as a clerk now. So much potentiated evil...Angel

If Khan does his job good, he maybe get promotion Big Grin. Maybe some day he will be an Orion Crusader Tongue.

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08-06-2012, 05:07 AM,
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Btw, Ra use the term "thought control". Does that mean his mind is connected to an super computer and take controle over "transport machines"?

I'm curious how do they look like, I mean the 4th density beings and their technology.
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01-06-2013, 08:32 AM,
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omg. this one is a classic!!

72.16 Questioner: Is it possible to over-energize the instrument with sexual energy transfers?

Ra: I am Ra. No.

- -

the sheer honesty of questioner and answerer Big Grin
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01-06-2013, 10:31 AM,
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I dont know about over-energizing, but it is possible to bruise the instruments instruments.
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03-26-2013, 03:32 PM,
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Ra: I am Ra. This working is well. You are attempting to be conscientious. We thank you. May we say we enjoyed your vision of our social memory complex drinking one of your liquids while speaking through this instrument.

What was it?
A cool beer?
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03-26-2013, 03:52 PM,
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(03-26-2013, 03:32 PM)Ashim Wrote:  Ra: I am Ra. This working is well. You are attempting to be conscientious. We thank you. May we say we enjoyed your vision of our social memory complex drinking one of your liquids while speaking through this instrument.

What was it?
A cool beer?

I must know what Ra looks like now.
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03-26-2013, 03:54 PM, (This post was last modified: 03-26-2013, 03:54 PM by Aureus.)
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(03-26-2013, 03:52 PM)Adonai-1 Wrote:  I must know what Ra looks like now.

However he/she wants to look like.
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03-26-2013, 03:57 PM,
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(03-26-2013, 03:54 PM)Aureus Wrote:  
(03-26-2013, 03:52 PM)Adonai-1 Wrote:  I must know what Ra looks like now.

However he/she wants to look like.

Of course but I am sure their chosen image reflects their heritage through lives on Venus.
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03-26-2013, 04:27 PM,
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(03-26-2013, 03:52 PM)Adonai-1 Wrote:  I must know what Ra looks like now.

6.4 When we were at the sixth dimension our physical beings were what you would call golden. We were tall and somewhat delicate. Our physical body complex covering, which you call the integument, had a golden luster.
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03-26-2013, 04:44 PM, (This post was last modified: 03-26-2013, 04:46 PM by Ashim.)
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Quote:43.21 Questioner: What type of food would this be?

Ra: I am Ra. You would call this type of food nectar, or ambrosia, or a light broth of golden white hue.

Sounds like a cool beer to me.
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03-26-2013, 05:29 PM, (This post was last modified: 03-26-2013, 06:33 PM by Adonai One.)
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(03-26-2013, 04:27 PM)βαθμιαίος Wrote:  
(03-26-2013, 03:52 PM)Adonai-1 Wrote:  I must know what Ra looks like now.

6.4 When we were at the sixth dimension our physical beings were what you would call golden. We were tall and somewhat delicate. Our physical body complex covering, which you call the integument, had a golden luster.

So, essentially an Oscar? Tongue

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03-26-2013, 05:34 PM,
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More like this I would say.

[Image: MD_Devin150.jpg]

Thanks to Jelaila for the image.
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03-26-2013, 05:41 PM,
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(03-26-2013, 05:34 PM)Ashim Wrote:  More like this I would say.

[Image: MD_Devin150.jpg]

Thanks to Jelaila for the image.
Plausible. In abductions and encounter reports, I hear of cat-like people.
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03-26-2013, 05:49 PM,
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(03-26-2013, 05:41 PM)Adonai-1 Wrote:  
(03-26-2013, 05:34 PM)Ashim Wrote:  More like this I would say.

[Image: MD_Devin150.jpg]

Thanks to Jelaila for the image.
Plausible. In abductions and encounter reports, I hear of cat-like people.

Telepathic mice?
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03-26-2013, 07:02 PM,
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(03-26-2013, 05:29 PM)Adonai-1 Wrote:  So, essentially an Oscar? Tongue

Maybe not quite so stiff. Tongue

Quote:27.2 Questioner: The second question is: Paul has also received information that mentions that there were other beings aiding in the construction of the pyramids who were not fully materialized in the third density. They were materialized from the waist up to their heads but were not materialized from the waist down to their feet. Did such entities exist in the construction of the pyramids, and who were they?

Ra: <snip> These beings were the thought-form or third-density-visible manifestation of our social memory complex as we offered contact from our intelligent infinity to the intelligent infinity of the stone.

Quote:41.5 Questioner: In your last statement did you mean that the sixth density entities are actually creating manifestations of the sun in their density? Could you explain what you meant by that?

Ra: I am Ra. In this density some entities whose means of reproduction is fusion may choose to perform this portion of experience as part of the beingness of the sun body. Thus you may think of portions of the light that you receive as offspring of the generative expression of sixth-density love.
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