Humorous moments of the Law of One by Ra
03-29-2014, 10:47 AM, (This post was last modified: 03-29-2014, 10:47 AM by IndigoGeminiWolf.)
RE: Humorous moments of the Law of One by Ra
I don't know if that image of the stack of pancakes was given by Laitos really, or just the channelers wandering imagination. It's easy to be distracted when channeling.

(03-28-2014, 11:48 PM)Nowheretoday Wrote:  Okay I just found this one, it is not Ra material but it is Law of One, isn't it everything?
http://www.llresearch.org/transcripts/issues/2008/2008_1101_02.aspx
So they are channeling those of Laitos on the subject humor...

Quote:At this time we shall transfer to the one known as L. We are those of Laitos.

(L channeling)

We are those of Laitos, and are with this instrument. This instrument feels the pressure of our energies upon her, yet does not see the path that we wish her to take with our energies very well. We believe this to be, in part, because she is fascinated by this subject and appreciates the idea of listening rather than working at this time, but she wishes to be of service and so perseveres.

We give her the image of a stack of pancakes with butter melting on top. She does not know what to do with this image and this is amusing to her. And it would appear to be amusing to many of you. This amusement is not at her expense and she shares it with you.

Them giving here the image of a stack of pancakes with butter melting on top is pretty funny to me, that was pretty random.

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02-15-2016, 10:18 PM,
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Reading through session 17 tonight has me in a fit of giggles:

Quote:17.25 Questioner: How did Taras Bulba, Genghis Khan, and Rasputin get harvested prior to the harvest?

Ra: I am Ra. It is the right/privilege/duty of those opening consciously the gate to intelligent infinity to choose the manner of their leaving of the density. Those of negative orientation who so achieve this right/duty most often choose to move forward in their learn/teaching of service to self.

17.26 Questioner: Is this the reason for what we call spontaneous combustion?

Ra: I am Ra. This is not correct.

The image of a negative adept 'choosing the manner of its leaving of 3rd density' by spontaneous combustion seems hilariously melodramatic. Tongue
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04-06-2017, 12:22 PM, (This post was last modified: 04-06-2017, 12:22 PM by Bring4th_Austin.)
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This bit just had me chuckling.

Quote:90.20
Questioner: Then built into the basis for the archetypes is possibly the mechanism for creating the polarization in consciousness for service to others and service to self. Is this, in fact, true?
Ra: I am Ra. Yes. You will notice the many inborn biases which hint to the possibility of one path’s being more efficient than the other. This was the design of the Logos.

90.21
Questioner: Then what you are saying is that once the path is recognized, either the positive or the negative polarized entity can find hints along his path as to the efficiency of that path. Is this correct?
Ra: I am Ra. That which you say is correct upon its own merits, but is not a repetition of our statement. Our suggestion was that within the experiential nexus of each entity within its second-density environment and within the roots of mind there were placed biases indicating to the watchful eye the more efficient of the two paths. Let us say, for want of a more precise adjective, that this Logos has a bias towards kindness.

90.22
Questioner: Then you say that the more efficient of the two paths was suggested in a subliminal way to second density to be the service-to-others path. Am I correct?
Ra: I am Ra. We did not state which was the more efficient path. However, you are correct in your assumption, as you are aware from having examined each path in some detail in previous querying.

It's almost like they're trying to cover their asses in regards to free will. "Whoa whoa whoa, slow down there, we didn't say anything of the sort. We only said the bias was towards kindness - you made your own conclusions. That could have meant either polarity!"
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04-06-2017, 02:34 PM, (This post was last modified: 04-06-2017, 02:36 PM by kevn.)
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This made me burst in uncontrollable laughter (I hope it's not what awaits me!):

89.40 Questioner: What was the attitude of these two entities after they graduated into fourth-density negative and, the veil being removed, they realized that they had switched polarities?

Ra: I am Ra. They were disconcerted.
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89.40 Ra: I am Ra. They were disconcerted.
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04-15-2017, 05:05 AM,
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Heh, that one always jumped out at me as well. I don't think Ra was deliberately trying to be funny, but his utter understatement of the situation was pretty humorous never-the-less.

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04-27-2017, 09:09 AM, (This post was last modified: 04-27-2017, 09:09 AM by Infinite Unity.)
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(06-24-2010, 09:15 AM)Phoenix Wrote:  Questioner: The Wanderer goes through a forgetting process. You mentioned that those who have both third-and fourth-density bodies activated now do not have the forgetting that the Wanderer has. I was just wondering if, say, a sixth-density Wanderer were here with a third-density body activated, would he have gone through a forgetting that was in sections, shall I say, a forgetting of fourth, fifth, and sixth-densities and if he were to have his fourth-density body activated then he would have a partial additional memory and then another partial memory if his fifth-density body were activated and full memory if he had his sixth-density body activated? Does this make any sense?

Ra: I am Ra. No.

This was one of the more humorous things to me. I still remember laughing at this. Haha.

Does that make sense?

No.
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04-27-2017, 09:21 AM, (This post was last modified: 04-27-2017, 09:28 AM by Infinite Unity.)
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(08-02-2011, 11:27 AM)Lavazza Wrote:  
(08-02-2011, 05:43 AM)particlepopup Wrote:  This is soooo funny, you can see ol' genghis sat at his desk in a suit and tie spilling coffee over his paperwork, brilliant.
So maybe the metaphor of Hell being equal to 4th Density Negative is pretty spot on, eh? Big Grin

Maybe a little off topic, however what's furthermore is that you get a sample from there society. Its close enough to compare his job to what we think of as a shipping clerk essentially. Then latterly jointing the previous knowledge of what Ra's assessment of what his job description was. =s what?=)

Though the cliché stuck at what you hate doing hell scene is quite funny.
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05-12-2017, 08:48 PM, (This post was last modified: 05-12-2017, 08:48 PM by Henosis.)
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52.12 Questioner: Thank you. In mentioning, in the previous session, the harvest, you mentioned the light-bringers from the octave. Am I to understand that those who provide the light for the gradation of graduation are of an octave above the one we experience? Could you tell me more about these light-bringers, who they are, etc.?

Ra: I am Ra. This will be the last full query of this working.

This octave density of which we have spoken is both omega and alpha, the spiritual mass of the infinite universes becoming one central sun or Creator once again. Then is born a new universe, a new infinity, a new Logos which incorporates all that the Creator has experienced of Itself. In this new octave there are also those who wander. We know very little across the boundary of octave except that these beings come to aid our octave in its Logos completion.


It's difficult enough to decipher exactly what Ra is talking about here...as it seems he is simultaneously referring to Beings from the octave density and also Beings from the next octave....

But if you think you have it tough as a Wanderer....imagine trying to "remember" that you are a Wanderer not just from another density, but a whole other infinity and universe.

Imagine a 3D entity trying to "remember" or convince its pals hes a wanderer from another infinity. LOL.
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05-13-2017, 03:58 PM,
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(05-12-2017, 08:48 PM)Henosis Wrote:  52.12 Questioner: Thank you. In mentioning, in the previous session, the harvest, you mentioned the light-bringers from the octave. Am I to understand that those who provide the light for the gradation of graduation are of an octave above the one we experience? Could you tell me more about these light-bringers, who they are, etc.?

Ra: I am Ra. This will be the last full query of this working.

This octave density of which we have spoken is both omega and alpha, the spiritual mass of the infinite universes becoming one central sun or Creator once again. Then is born a new universe, a new infinity, a new Logos which incorporates all that the Creator has experienced of Itself. In this new octave there are also those who wander. We know very little across the boundary of octave except that these beings come to aid our octave in its Logos completion.


It's difficult enough to decipher exactly what Ra is talking about here...as it seems he is simultaneously referring to Beings from the octave density and also Beings from the next octave....

But if you think you have it tough as a Wanderer....imagine trying to "remember" that you are a Wanderer not just from another density, but a whole other infinity and universe.

Imagine a 3D entity trying to "remember" or convince its pals hes a wanderer from another infinity. LOL.

Sounds fun to me, lol.
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06-04-2017, 07:59 PM,
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I believe this one hasn't been mentioned and perhaps it may not be very well understood (I still don't know exactly why, but I laughed hard in this part):

Quote:37.5 Questioner: (...) I could just go ahead and print up the material we have off the tape recorder and publish it but we would be unable to disseminate it very well because of distribution problems. Will you comment on my second idea of doing a general book on UFOs including the material from the Law of One?

Ra: I am Ra. We shall comment. We hope that your Ra plans materialize. This is a cosmic joke. You were asking for such an example of humor and we feel this is a rather appropriate nexus in which one may be inserted. Continue with your intentions to the best of your natures and abilities. What more can be done, my friends?
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06-14-2017, 05:42 PM, (This post was last modified: 06-22-2017, 11:54 AM by Steppingfeet.)
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Quote:88.9 Questioner: It would be an abridgment of the first distortion to tell us whether he is still functioning in a positive manner, would it not?

Ra: I am Ra. We perceive you have replied to your own query.
 
 

Quote:85.2 Ra: I am Ra. We greet you in the love and in the light of the One Infinite Creator. We were having some difficulty with the channel of energy influx due to pain flare, as you call this distortion of the physical body complex of this instrument. Therefore, it was necessary to speak as briefly as possible until we had safely transferred the mind/body/spirit complex of this instrument. We beg your kind indulgence for our discourtesy. It was appropriate.


↑ Ra's way of saying "Sorry not sorry."


Quote:80.7 Questioner: I understand this up to a point—that point is if the entity were successful in either of these attempts, of what value would this be to him? Would it increase his ability? Would it increase his polarity? By what mechanism would it do whatever it does?

Ra: I am Ra. Having attempted for some of your space/time with no long-lasting result to do these things, the entity may be asking this question of itself.

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06-22-2017, 11:29 AM, (This post was last modified: 06-22-2017, 11:29 AM by Bring4th_Jade.)
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Quote:26.15 Questioner: Wondering if the one, Abraham Lincoln, could have possibly been a Wanderer?

Ra: I am Ra. This is incorrect. This entity was a normal, shall we say, Earth being which chose to leave the vehicle and allow an entity to use it on a permanent basis. This is relatively rare compared to the phenomenon of Wanderers.

You would do better considering the incarnations of Wanderers such as the one known as “Thomas,” the one known as “Benjamin.”

26.16 Questioner: I am assuming you mean Thomas Edison and Benjamin Franklin?

Ra: This is incorrect. We were intending to convey the sound vibration complex, Thomas Jefferson. The other, correct.

I had to lol reading this part. A few sessions earlier, this is what Ra says about Nikola Tesla:


Quote:11.25 Questioner: Then I assume you can’t name him and would ask you where Nikola Tesla got his information?

Ra: I am Ra. The one known as Nikola received information from Confederation sources desirous of aiding this extremely, shall we say, angelically positive entity in bettering the existence of its fellow mind/body/spirit complexes. It is unfortunate, shall we say, that like many Wanderers the vibratory distortions of third-density illusion caused this entity to become extremely distorted in its perceptions of its fellow mind/body/spirit complexes so that its mission was hindered and in the result, perverted from its purposes.

If you don't know much about the rivalry between Tesla and Edison, it is a fascinating piece of the history of electricity. I just found the juxtaposition funny - Ra hardly speaks of anyone as glowingly as Tesla, so for Don to assume Ra was referring to Edison as a (presumably positive) Wanderer, gave me a chuckle.
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06-23-2017, 12:00 PM, (This post was last modified: 06-27-2017, 12:13 PM by isis.)
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HAHAHA

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06-27-2017, 11:42 AM,
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Quote:59.17 Questioner: Are there any other effects of the pyramid shape beside the spirals that we have just discussed?

Ra: I am Ra. There are several. However, their uses are limited. The use of the resonating chamber position is one which challenges the ability of an adept to face the self. This is one type of mental test which may be used. It is powerful and quite dangerous.

The outer shell of the pyramid shape contains small vortices of light energy which, in the hands of capable crystallized beings, are useful for various subtle workings upon the healing of invisible bodies affecting the physical body.

Other of these places are those wherein perfect sleep may be obtained and age reversed.

These characteristics are not important.


I thought it was hilarious that the final effect of the pyramid that Ra names is something most on planet Earth would go absolutely crazy for. Kind of like saying:

"In other places of the pyramid one can find immortality, or unlimited wealth, or eating all you want without gaining weight.

Buttttttttttt, these things are unimportant."

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08-18-2017, 06:44 PM,
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I lost it today.

Quote:39.4 Questioner: I will then continue now with the general questioning, attempting to find a way into a line of questioning which will get us into an area of understanding non-transient functions which may be worked upon by us and others to raise our consciousness and I may make several mistakes here in trying to find a way into this questioning. I apologize in advance for… if I… my questioning is misleading. I, I notice that everything seem… or most of the basic things seem to be divided into units which total seven. In looking at a transcript by Henry Puharich from “The Nine” I found a statement by The Nine where they say, “If we get seven times the electrical equivalent of the human body then it would result in sevenon of the mass of electricity.” Could you explain this?

Ra: I am Ra. To explain this is beyond the abilities of your language.
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08-19-2017, 04:06 AM,
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/43.31 Questioner: I was really trying to get at whether it would be of great importance to construct a better place for our meditations. We have distractions here of the types which I mentioned, and I know that it is our total free will as to whether we construct this or not, but I was just trying to get at the principles. For instance, the Faraday cage would be quite a big construction and I was wondering if it would be of any real value?
Ra: I am Ra. Without infringing upon free will we feel it possible to state that the Faraday cage and the isolation tank are gadgets./

/95.13 Questioner: Is there any other comment in closing this questioning area upon the new location that Ra could make other than the comments already made on the new location or any part of it?
Ra: I am Ra. We are gratified that this query was offered to us for there has been a concentration of negative thought patterns at a distance north to 10° of north, approximately 45 of what you call yards extending therefrom to all four directions in a rectangular but irregular shape.

We ask that the garlic be strung approximately 60-70 feet beyond the far verge of this area which is approximately 57 yards from the dwelling on a bearing north to 10° off north. We suggest that the garlic be hung in the funnel so that the energies are drawn into the south small end of the funnel and traduced northward and away from the dwelling. The procedure of the hanging will be one for testing your ingenuity but there are several ways to suspend the substance and it is well to do so.

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10-04-2017, 04:42 PM,
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Quote:96.6 Questioner: Was the unusual sound on the instrument’s tape recorder that occurred while she was trying to record her singing a greeting from our fifth-density, negative associate?

Ra: I am Ra. No. Rather it was a greeting from a malfunctioning electronic machine.

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