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Eat the other chicken...

That chicken is a chicken!!
(11-02-2017, 07:59 AM)Coordinate_Apotheosis Wrote: [ -> ]Eat the other chicken...

That chicken is a chicken!!

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You know, if you threw another chicken or two (and maybe some ice-cream and gaiters) in the mix, you'd have the makings of a
perfectly good Gertrude Stein poem...

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From Session 83 (05 Apr 82):
"Ra: I am Ra. We am Ra. You may see the grammatical difficulties of your linguistic structure in dealing with
a social memory complex. There is no distinction between the first person singular and plural in your language
when pertaining to Ra.

We offer the following, not to infringe upon your free will, but because this instrument has specifically requested
information as to its maintenance and the support group does so at this querying. We may suggest that the instrument
has two areas of potential distortion, both of which may be aided in the bodily sense by the ingestion of those things
which seem to the instrument to be desirable. We do not suggest any hard and fast rulings of diet although we may
suggest the virtue of liquids. The instrument has an increasing ability to sense that which will aid its bodily complex.
It is being aided by affirmations and also by the light which is the food of the density of resting."

Light -- the food of the density of resting!! Words to conjure with! Now I can go slack off under my sun lamp until
obesely well-done and feel like I'm accomplishing something spiritual of culinary worth.

[Image: hemi-barbecue.jpg]  BTW -- I'm so happy with my
new backyard grill (hmmm... somewhere in there lurks a "patio de foie gras" joke, but I don't have the energy to winkle
it out because low-blood-sugar's kickin' in -- better head to my local all-natural Ayurvedic/macrobiotic health food bistro for
some spiritually-uplifting soul chow: . . .
and then ho! for a nice relaxing soak in the hot tub:
(11-03-2017, 07:42 PM)Dekalb_Blues Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-02-2017, 07:59 AM)Coordinate_Apotheosis Wrote: [ -> ]Eat the other chicken...

That chicken is a chicken!!
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This made me giggle.  These are the moments in life I find make everything worthwhile.  When I can laugh so easily.

Thank you for your interaction.  It has uplifted me somewhat and I am grateful.
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The trouble begins after 01:30 --


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Doughnut-lust -- the first fateful step along that inevitable greased-skid dysnutritional slide into the slough of degradation, vice, 
crime, muggery, thuggery, buggery, skull-duggery, mopery, gropery, dopery, no-hopery, and -- POTRZEBIE.

Letter to the Editor in The Wall Street Journal, Tuesday, April 10, 2018, p. A14:


The Regulating of 'Love' Is A Massive FDA Power Grab

Regarding Sheldon Bradshaw and Marisa Maleck's "The Twisted Case of the 'Deceptive' Pretzels"
(op-ed, April 2): The article underestimates the value of the work provided by the Food and Drug
Administration. Despite the regulation of the local, family-owned Nashoba Brook Bakery in Concord
[Massachusetts] by almost 10 governmental agencies, it took the FDA to sanction it for actively 
deceiving its customers into thinking that "love" was an ingredient in its granola. Fortunately, following 
the FDA's warning letter, the practice ended. Now, we only need to ensure that the love formerly in the 
granola mix isn't a carcinogen. Perhaps an enterprising plaintiff's lawyer will take up the case.

Sudbury, Mass.


A nice place for good chow, super ambiance. 
Covert-only BYOB, though (Pro Tip: that trendy Starbucks travel-mug you use for rotgut coffee? It looks 
tolerably-legit if casually wielded with a certain boozhwah insouciance -- and it is opaque: this is key).

BTW, after a number of viewings I'm still not absolutely certain this gal isn't giving me the bloody finger on the refrain.
Of course, I have a guilty conscience rife with the sorry psychic sequelae of pesky past peccadilloes, so I might possibly
be projecting.   Cool
She's fun to watch.