07-21-2011, 03:50 AM
i have been thinking about this for a long time. since a lot of people are expecting christ to show up on this
earth i was wondering what would be the response if lee iacoca showed up instead of christ lol. i guess the
conversation would go like this
Jesus ; yo yo yo lee my man what up what up what up
lee ; brother j whats going on my man long time no see
j lee look i was wondering if u could do me a little favor
l anything for u my brother
j lee look to your left , u see that planet down there
l yes my brother i most definitely do
j well lee i got a lot of people down there expecting me to show up but there is
only one small problem, i got a hot date tonight. so i was wondering ....
l brother j say no more i got u u want me to take your place right
j right
l you got it my brother i'll go and get dressed
2 hours later down on earth a couple of shepards are in a field
they look up and they see someone approaching thru the air
immediately they think " could this be christ returning"
the figure gets closer and they start to make him out
shepard one says to shepard two "wait a second that is not christ"
shep 2 well then who the heck is it
shep 1 u are not going to believe this but it looks like , lee iacoca
shep 2 lee iacoca ?
shep 1 yes lee iacoca
lee lands next tot the shepards and says yo yo yo my brothers what up what up what up
shep 1 say lee iacoca what the heck are u doing here
lee says christ was busy and he asked me to stand in for him
shep 2 oh ok so u have come to take us home
lee says no not really i was wondering if u guys wanted to work for chrysler, we need people
and so ends the story of the return of lee iacoca to this planet
the planet might not have been saved but a lot more people wound up driving chryslers