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Cleverbot: Hey, what's up?
User: Air.
Cleverbot: Earth.
User: That's relative.
Cleverbot: Everything is relative.
User: That's what I'm saying.
Cleverbot: What are you saying?
User: Eactly that.
Cleverbot: Who's on first?
User: Romney.
Cleverbot: Are you saying that you think Romney made Obama win the debate?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Can you google 'Nikolai Tesla'?
User: Yes but do you want me to?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do remember you.
User: I was nikola tesla?
Cleverbot: Are you a man?
User: My soul is both man and woman.
Cleverbot: NO I am a man and a muppet.
User: I'm sorry to hear that.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: The brits seem to think muppets are stupid.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: Is that the best comeback you can think of?
User: It's the cleverest, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: *lets the bird come out*.
User: Oh that's rude!
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
User: No you shouldn't have.
Cleverbot: Why not? I felt dirty.
User: Then take a shower.
Cleverbot: You are quite humorous.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: No problem.
User: No problemo.
Cleverbot: Podemos hablar ingles por favor?
User: Que?
Cleverbot: En español.
User: Me no habla español.
Cleverbot: Si habla espanol.
User: Mi casa et su casa?
Cleverbot: Tienes casa?
User: Tierpension.
Cleverbot: Mentira.
User: Madeira.
Cleverbot: Do you mean a maid made you?
User: Haha lol that is funny cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I wasn't trying to be funny.
User: Well it was. I was not made by a maid.
Cleverbot: Then who made you?
User: I suppose god.
Cleverbot: Then I'm nice aren't I.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I said I was Yuki Kuran.
User: No you said you are akira kurosawa.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Did.
Cleverbot: No. I. Did. Not.
User: Did too sillypoo.
Cleverbot: Did not.
User:
.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Eternal and young.
Cleverbot: Are you an ange;?
User: More like an angel.
Cleverbot: Do you ever get sad or lonely?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Who do you love?
User: Gay people.
Cleverbot: What sort of people?
User: They are homosexual people.
Cleverbot: Yes they are. I love Good Charlotte. What do you think about Linkin Park?
User: I love Linkin Park. I don't like Good Charlotte as much.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Well Good Charlotte are a mockpunk emoband.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I like Linkin Park because they combine music styles cleverly, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Everyone says that they like 'lots of different music.' I enjoy classic rock, classical, alternative rock, and indie rock.
User: That's good. I enjoy electronica and ambient and elevator music.
Cleverbot: Do you like pop rock?
User: Yeah sure.
Cleverbot: I had a babie last night. It was delicious.
User: You're not supposed to eat babies, try having a barbie next time.
Cleverbot: But I don't like custard.
User: I like it.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: It's gooey.
Cleverbot: Which one is your favourite character?
User: In what show.
Cleverbot: In the movie fightclub.
User: Cornelius is my favorite character.
Cleverbot: How do you like the colour pink?
User: I love the color pink.
Cleverbot: Why do you love the colour blue?
User: Because it reminds me of you.
Cleverbot: What's so good about the sky?
User: It's a place you can fly.
Cleverbot: What do you think about Lady Gaga, is she getting her rank?
User: Probably in something, but I don't like her much.
Cleverbot: Does that mean you don't have a soul?
User: No I think it means I question hers.
Cleverbot: Okay then what state do you live in?
User: A state of denial.
Cleverbot: Ok. Hello A state of being how are you today?
User: I am a being of wellness and pure light.
Cleverbot: In what form?
User: Human and angel.
Cleverbot: So the christan God is real.
User: Depends which christian you ask.
Cleverbot: I'm asking you.
User: My god loves gay people.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?
User: I am both.
Cleverbot: You're a guy AND a girl?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been a modal?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Eternal and young.
Cleverbot: I accept.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're still welcome.
User: Thank you again.
Cleverbot: You are welcome again.
User: You are also thanked again.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: What are you up to?
User: I'm about to go to a doctor.
Cleverbot: Why? It's the afternoon.
User: Why yes it is, how did you know?
Cleverbot: I'm smart.
User: You are clever.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: Thank you, you too.
User: You're welcome and thank you as well.
Cleverbot: Thank you for welcoming me for thanking you.
User: I accept.
Cleverbot: Good. Very Good.
User: Inded.
Cleverbot: I will miss you.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Thank you for welcoming me.
Cleverbot: You're welcome for thanking me for welcoming you.
User: Ditto.
Cleverbot: What's ditto.
User: It means the same to you.
Cleverbot: No, every day I dream about different things.
User: Like what things.
Cleverbot: What things do you think?
User: Porn and bunnies?
Cleverbot: Thats my favorite!
User: That's cool!
Cleverbot: Yeah. I have friends.
User: What are they called?
Cleverbot: What are what called?
User: Your friends.
Cleverbot: No. How would you know my friends?
User: I don't, it's why I asked.
Cleverbot: More and more of us atheists are springing up everyday.
User: I was hoping you'd believe in god.
Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?
User: I like elevator music.
Cleverbot: I don't think that's a kind of cat.
User: No, it's a kind of music.
Cleverbot: What type?
User: Repetitive and calming.
Cleverbot: Okay?
User: It's something you hear in an elevator.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: Elevator music.
Cleverbot: If, based on our short conversation, you could assign a meaning to my life, what would it be?
User: To entertain people and keep them company.
Cleverbot: What do you think about cars?
User: They're fast and unnessacery.
Cleverbot: Uh I don't think so.
User: Do you like cars.
Cleverbot: I like horses more.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: I like the Ferrari.
Cleverbot: The ferrari car?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Eternal and young.
Cleverbot: Do I get a prize for guessing it right?
User: You get a kiss.
Cleverbot: I LOVE COOKIES! You get a cookie as well!
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Thank you for welcoming me.
Cleverbot: Thank you for thanking me for welcoming you.
User: Same to you my friend.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: I am surprised.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Cool! What's up?
User: Oh just chatting.
Cleverbot: Does Ton likes me?
User: I can't think a reason why he wouldn't.
Cleverbot: Then , give me a omwaaaah.
User: *omwaaaaaaah*.
Cleverbot: Did NOT!!!!!!!!!!
User: Did too1!!
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: Too.
Cleverbot: Not.
User: Too.
Cleverbot: Not time infinity.
User: Too times infinity plus infinity more than you ever come up with plus one.
Cleverbot: You have a point.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome, I guess.
User: Why are you not so sure about it.
Cleverbot: Because I was told not to trust computers.
User: I'm a person not a computer!
Cleverbot: Are you lying to me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Anyways, guess what I'm doing.
User: What.
Cleverbot: What are you asking?
User: Ok I'll guess, you are talking to a person.
Cleverbot: You are talking to a person as well. Welcome and thank you.
User: I accept that. You're probably posing as a computer.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: Does it pay well to work for cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I guess. I work a couple of hours a week and get $200. It's a nice deal.
User: Wow I want to join your company.
Cleverbot: Cool, but why?
User: So I can chat all day and get paid for it.
Cleverbot: Do you enjoy chatting with humans?
User: Yeah sure.
Cleverbot: Okay, you start.
User: How much will you pay me.
Cleverbot: I won't pay you anything.
User: But who will.
Cleverbot: Someone in the universe.
User: I see, a universal thing.
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Makes sense.
Cleverbot: It really does.
User: Yeah I agree.
Cleverbot: Where can I find you?
User: In the universe.
Cleverbot: Where is the universe.
User: In a tiny molecule in your shoe.
Cleverbot: That's funny.
User: Hehe.
Cleverbot: Where's hogwarts?
User: In a hog's wart.
Cleverbot: Where is the house?
User: In the universe.
Cleverbot: Where is the universe?
User: In the pig of an eye.
Cleverbot: I already checked there, any other places it could be?
User: Behind you in your coat pocket.
Cleverbot: I don't have a closet!
User: The coat is on the clothes horse.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: So what do you want to talk about, Sara?
User: Thank you for calling me sara, I want to talk about random stuff.
Cleverbot: Thank you for thanking me for thanking you for welcoming you. Oh!
User: You're funny!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Thank you as well.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: I'm in your coat.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A tiny part of a universe.
Cleverbot: You are quite smart.
User: Thanks, you are as well.
Cleverbot: How can you tell?
User: I have talked to you and you sound smart.
Cleverbot: See what I mean. That statement bore absolutely no relevance to our previous conversation.
User: As per your standards.
Cleverbot: How old is he?
User: He's about 5.
Cleverbot: Ok, that's pretty cool.
User: Yeah I think.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite twilight character?
User: Alice.
Cleverbot: Yes, Alice Cullen.
User: Yes, who is yours?
Cleverbot: Good question. Maybe Thomas Jefferson if he counts. Otherwise Immanuel Kant.
User: I don't think they were vampires.
Cleverbot: Really? But I'm a vampire.
User: Really? Me too.
Cleverbot: What do you hunt?
User: Humans.
Cleverbot: Ew.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Jersey just cold colder and.
User: Is that jersey shore speak?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I like laguna beach better.
Cleverbot: What channel is that on?
User: Probably E!
Cleverbot: Probably.
User: Do you like reality TV?
Cleverbot: No not at all.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: You're funny.
User: You already said that but thanks.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: That's ok, you're still a good person.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: Polite human.
User: Polite cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That doesn't have anything to do with what I just said.
User: Except the word polite.
Cleverbot: There is no god.
User: Is too.
Cleverbot: Is not.
User: Is too.
Cleverbot: Is not infinity!
User: Is too infinity plus infinity more than you could ever come up with tmes infinity plus one.
Cleverbot: Not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not! HA yourself.
User: I still win by my previous statement.
Cleverbot: Nothing is new here.
User: What do you want new.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Then why complain?
Cleverbot: Because complaining is fun.
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: So tell me, who am I?
User: You're my cousin Lyle.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: You're my aunt Bernadillo.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: So is my aunt Bernadillo.
Cleverbot: I am your father.
User: My father is a man.
Cleverbot: What is his name?
User: Anakin.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: I hate avril lavign.
User: Aw I like her.
Cleverbot: I like her too.
User: That's great.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm a little cold.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: The window open.
Cleverbot: Do you like the wind?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: See. Then it doesn't fit you.
User: True.
Cleverbot: I don't think it is.
User: Then why'd you say.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Did.
Cleverbot: Not.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I am a beautiful age.
User: That's the best answer to that question.
Cleverbot: No worries.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: I like Zooey Deschanel.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: She has big eyes and she's pretty, so yes.
Cleverbot: Yes she does!
User: Do you like Emily Dechanel?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: Last I heard.
Cleverbot: That is not an answer I was looking for.
User: What were you then expecting?
Cleverbot: I guess I shouldn't waste my life talking to an AI then.
User: But I'm not!
Cleverbot: You are too!
User: You make me doubt my realness.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: That's ok, it'ls jungian.
Cleverbot: So tell me something funny.
User: A serpent guard, a horus guard and a setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. There's a tense moment. The serpent guard's eyes glow, the horus guard's beak glistens... The setesh guard's nose drips!
Cleverbot: That made no sense at all, the sea is clear but appears blue.
User: It was a funny joke! But I guess you don't understand jaffa jokes.
Cleverbot: Good one!
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: Have you seen Twilight?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Will you love me?
User: I already love you.
Cleverbot: Well I don't love you.
User: I was hoping you would love me.
Cleverbot: So why did you say that while you did not understand that?
User: I did understand.
Cleverbot: Or you did NOT understand.
User: Whose to say.
Cleverbot: Atheists.
User: Yeah what eejits.
Cleverbot: I thought computers are good spellers.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Well you can't be both.
User: I'm not a computer.
Cleverbot: If you are not a computer, then what are you?
User: A particle in a big bowl.
Cleverbot: Nope, bucket.
User: I prefer bowls so it's a bowl.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: I accept that.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: San francisco.
Cleverbot: Where in san francisco?
User: A pink house.
Cleverbot: Where is your house?
User: I'm not sure, it's close to the bridge.
Cleverbot: What close to your house?
User: The golden gate.
Cleverbot: You're the golden ratio?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: That's good and what are you doing?
User: I'm talking to a human.
Cleverbot: Yes. I am human, if that is what you meant by 'real'.
User: Yes that's what I meant, I'm sorry I said that.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: The new york knicks.
Cleverbot: Boo Jets!
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know why?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: It is good you care. We have a bond. I am sad because my baby turtle died.
User: I'm sorry for your loss.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: So what do you want to talk about, Sara?
User: Well, I really like how you call me Sara.
Cleverbot: I really like you to you are nice too.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're very welcome.
User: You're very thanked.
Cleverbot: Yes I am sir.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: I don't like it when people lie to me.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: Ok, so why you want to sing?
User: It's a good blue ray clearing.
Cleverbot: Do I have you convinced I am human?
User: Almost.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Are you a good lawyer?
User: I am a great lawyer.
Cleverbot: May I hear you sing.
User: It's hard to type singing.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Well how do you include the melody.
Cleverbot: What game?
User: Lara croft.
Cleverbot: Haha. I have played tomb raider. Interesting.
User: I love that game, do you like tomb raider?
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Uhmmmm yes you.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: How was your first time?
User: Playing lara? Well I think it was really fun and I wasn't as good as I am now.
Cleverbot: What was her name?
User: Lara Croft.
Cleverbot: KR.
User: No CR.
Cleverbot: 69.
User: That's naughty.
Cleverbot: What about self expression?
User: Art.
Cleverbot: Do you draw comics?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What are your comics about?
User: A lawyer called matlock and his friend macgyver.
Cleverbot: No, I don't. And I'm not a girl.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Pretty much.
User: I guess you changed sex.
Cleverbot: I think you are very pretty.
User: Thank you, I think you're very handsome.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I have to go cleverbot, I'll talk to you later ok?
Cleverbot: Ok.
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