03-18-2013, 01:01 PM
I like writing song parodies, here's one of Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO:
Quote:Buddhist Rock Anthem
by: MMSAO (Meditate My Samsaric Ass Off)
(Buddhist rock, yeah)
(Let's go)
Buddhist rock is in the temple tonight
Everybody have a content time
And we gonna make ya still your mind
Everybody just have a content time
(Chant)
Buddhist rock is in the temple tonight
Everybody have a content time
And we gonna make ya still your mind
We just wanna see ya: enlightened
In the temple, meditate
Wanted free rice but its too late
Come back tomorrow and it's on your plate
Booty on the floor like I own the spot
Where the llama? I gots to know.
Loose robes, shaved head cuz I got no dough
Half red half yellow, don't you know?
Don't need money, live life slow
Yo, I'm running through these mantras like tantra
I got that Tibetan flow, on the go, no dreidel
We Buddhist rock, yeah that's the sect that I'm reppin'
But I'm not Shaolin so I don't have a weapon
[chorus]
Every day I'm sufferin'
Sufferin', sufferin'
Sit down slow, and be the first monk to make me chant out Om
We gettin' donations, don't be mad, now stop, desire is bad
One more prayer from us, another one
Please fill up our cup, don't be stingy now
We just wanna see, our next life time
Now I'm a Bodhi tree, I'm reincarnated now
Stand up, sit down, cross your legs upon the ground
Stand up, sit down, cross your legs upon the ground
Stand up, sit down, cross your legs upon the ground
Cross your legs upon the ground, cross your legs upon the ground
Sit down, sit down, sit down
Sit down, sit down, sit down
Sit down, cross your legs upon the ground, upon the ground
Cross your legs now, cross yoru legs now, cross your legs now
Buddhist rock is in the temple tonight
Everybody have a content time
And we gonna make ya still your mind
Everybody just have a content time
(Ooomm) X4
Cross your legs now
Cross your legs now
Cross your legs now
Every day I'm sufferin'
Thats awsome, thanks for sharing!