09-23-2010, 07:36 AM
Oh man...I just had the most HILARIOUS DREAM EVER!
My parents kidnapped this evil buisnessman because he was trying to take all our money. I said something like "You're in Orion, aren't you?", and he said yes, and he was going to magically force himeslf to have a heart attack and we would get in trouble for it. I was pretty much like "man, you're full of %^&*." and I walked out into the hall where his lackey/underling was sitting. I started talking to the guy and we started comparing powers. I was like "oooh, oooh, what can you do?" and he pointed his finger at me and was like "Do you feel it? Do you feel dizzy?" and I was like "Yeah, that's cool!" We were just talking like schoolgirls. Some police helicopters landed in our backyard and took the buisness man away, and the police flying them were really obnoxious.
So, here's where it gets REALLY funny. Orion ships started randomly attacking NYC. I was there, running around in the streets, aliens everywhere, stuff exploding...then this tour bus of old people pulls up and they get off and start pointing at the Empire State Building, like they totally don't see the carnage going on and I'm like "Hello! Get back on the bus! Don't you see the aliens?!?" and they all suddenly seem to notice what was going on and jump back on the bus.
Then...THEN Orion starts sending some people neon-colored flyers that say something like this: "Congratulations! You're not a moron! Text this number on your phone and we'll beam you up and you can join our army! ***If you have bleached hair or long nails, we will dye them black for aesthetic purposes***". Then my dad comes running through my apartment door naked yelling something along the lines of "Damn! It's hot out there!"
I went to bed grouchy last night, so I guess the universe decided it was time to send me a laugh. HA!
My parents kidnapped this evil buisnessman because he was trying to take all our money. I said something like "You're in Orion, aren't you?", and he said yes, and he was going to magically force himeslf to have a heart attack and we would get in trouble for it. I was pretty much like "man, you're full of %^&*." and I walked out into the hall where his lackey/underling was sitting. I started talking to the guy and we started comparing powers. I was like "oooh, oooh, what can you do?" and he pointed his finger at me and was like "Do you feel it? Do you feel dizzy?" and I was like "Yeah, that's cool!" We were just talking like schoolgirls. Some police helicopters landed in our backyard and took the buisness man away, and the police flying them were really obnoxious.
So, here's where it gets REALLY funny. Orion ships started randomly attacking NYC. I was there, running around in the streets, aliens everywhere, stuff exploding...then this tour bus of old people pulls up and they get off and start pointing at the Empire State Building, like they totally don't see the carnage going on and I'm like "Hello! Get back on the bus! Don't you see the aliens?!?" and they all suddenly seem to notice what was going on and jump back on the bus.
Then...THEN Orion starts sending some people neon-colored flyers that say something like this: "Congratulations! You're not a moron! Text this number on your phone and we'll beam you up and you can join our army! ***If you have bleached hair or long nails, we will dye them black for aesthetic purposes***". Then my dad comes running through my apartment door naked yelling something along the lines of "Damn! It's hot out there!"
I went to bed grouchy last night, so I guess the universe decided it was time to send me a laugh. HA!