04-29-2011, 07:50 AM
I had a dream last night that I found quite humorous.
I dreamed a very attractive man came up to me and said he was a member of an elite reptilian bloodline, and I *was* going to marry him *immediately*. Then he looked at me as if I couldn't possibly resist *that* pickup line.
Here was the jist of my response: "Okay, one, I don't care what planet you're from or who you think you are, you're a douchebag, and I don't marry douchebags. Two, I doubt you're anything elite at all. What powers do you have?"
He was like "uhhh...."
And I said "That's what I thought." Then I started moving objects around with my mind.
I also dreamed about a lot of bring4thers...we were making a movie or something, then you all started helping me stock items on the shelves where I work. Such a considerate, helpful lot.
Then I dreamed I was eating at a *very* fancy Asian restaurant. I wish it existed in real life, because that place was awesome...doubt I'd be able to afford eating there anyway, though. :p
I dreamed a very attractive man came up to me and said he was a member of an elite reptilian bloodline, and I *was* going to marry him *immediately*. Then he looked at me as if I couldn't possibly resist *that* pickup line.
Here was the jist of my response: "Okay, one, I don't care what planet you're from or who you think you are, you're a douchebag, and I don't marry douchebags. Two, I doubt you're anything elite at all. What powers do you have?"
He was like "uhhh...."
And I said "That's what I thought." Then I started moving objects around with my mind.
I also dreamed about a lot of bring4thers...we were making a movie or something, then you all started helping me stock items on the shelves where I work. Such a considerate, helpful lot.
Then I dreamed I was eating at a *very* fancy Asian restaurant. I wish it existed in real life, because that place was awesome...doubt I'd be able to afford eating there anyway, though. :p