cat photoshop

[pat19989]

https://imgur.com/V3Ar77q

Hi! I like to play around in photoshop in my free time, here is a creation of mine centering around my cat Marla that I enjoy looking at

love and light

EDIT: i cannot figure out how to post a picture on here lol, link included

[Dekalb_Blues]

CORALLING CATS IN B4th BB
THE MODERN WAY

https://imgur.com/V3Ar77q
Hi! I like to play around in photoshop in my free time, here is a creation of mine centering around my cat Marla that I enjoy looking at
love and light
EDIT: i cannot figure out how to post a picture on here lol, link included

Pat, generally you can post a pix if it's already online somewhere and you can copy its image address. Sometimes, of course, because of all the free-floating pure abysmal primal wickedness floating o-so-maleficently throughout the universe bitching up the works, this doesn't work (usually involving .png pix). But usually you can work the ju-ju by clicking the "Insert an image" button (11th from the right in the Bar Of Barely Conceivable Editorial, Formatting, & Higher-Dimensional Cosmic-Function Gizmo-Buttons looming importantly just above the virgin space wherein you draft your epic masterpiece), via which you can enter into the ensuing pop-up's "URL" box https://imgur.com/V3Ar77q and it'll show up as -- in this case, a huge image about 30 inches square!?

A trifle large, perhaps, so you can tame its size by entering, say, 300 into both the "Width" and "Length" boxes: Et voilà! Voici le chat dans la fenêtre, de taille raisonnable.

Of course, you can find the dimensions of the online image by right-clicking on the pix and choosing the "Inspect" option, which will show (somewhere amidst all the HTML cult-incantations) the W x L info, which you can scale up or down using your abacus, or the lightning-quick calculatings of your local village idiot-savant cybergeek, or the requisitely-ensorcelled brainiac demon-imp who must do your bidding because you've metaphysically blinded it with your necromantic science.


 
Wizard: Hey, what're you doing with that graph paper?
Demon: Nothing, boss, I swear!
Wizard: Looks to me like you're... plotting something.
Demon: Not me! I'll do algebra, I'll do trig, I'll even do statistics, but...
Wizard: But what?
Demon: But graphing's where I draw the line.

Just for comparison's sake, the standard size of a YouTube vid is 560 x 315:


Naturally, you post a video via the trusty "Insert a video" button (7th from the right).
The various other buttons -- "Subvert the nation", "Insert monkey wrench", "Immanentize the eschaton", "Transcend time/space", "Convert plain text into impenetrable gibberish", "Awaken dread Cthulhu", "Insert FNORD", etc. are self-explanatory.

[flofrog]

Dekalb, I like the way you explain things

[flofrog]