Singles / Dating

[Rusalka]

Young male who can count to 10 and has a healthy sperm count............well, somewhat healthy. Any buyers? Dont be shy.

I need someone to make fire and sweep the backyard. Can you also count bags of peat? If so, I'm buying ;-)

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lol my profile was limited, as my activities and interests are limited/boundless and I didn't try very hard so I don't want to down-rep any possibly credible e-dating services.

Just thought it was funny by some oddity.

Yeah, I tried too, even procured 2 boyfriends as a results but it was a disaster! Zero connection. Nothing has ever made me feel so un-human. I just don't give a toss about normal human life and relationships when there is a serious Earth-saving mission to be taken care of (I'm only half joking...).

Therefore hail to the genius who started this thread. European Wanderers, come out of your holes!