03-15-2020, 10:09 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-15-2020, 10:12 PM by Dekalb_Blues.)
Since I'm a hetero man who's straight as an arrow, I guess I'll have to watch this vid, "Look Into Long Furby's
Eyes for Three (3) Minutes To Become Gay" vid to viscerally understand the gay experience:
3+ Minutes Later: See, I didn't realize that this was created by a gay woman as a lesbianizing-mechanism.
But now I can't tell for sure that it didn't work, in a way -- because I find myself still digging chicks....
Although, come to think of it, there does seem to be a new... angle on things, somehow:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ljchJv3PMs
Could it be I've turned into a... really deeply-closeted lesbian man?! Jesus, what if the wife finds out!?
Talk about The Love That Dares Not Speak Its Name!!!.... She'll break out the battle-axe for sure!:
...Hmm... If so, I guess I'd have to go after guys now -- to get straight again!
~~~~~~~~~~~
Later: After further inquiry into the matter, I now realize I should have watched this vid for three (3) minutes,
instead, as various commenters contend authoritatively in their posts how amazing it is that "St. Vincent actually
invented the gay":
3+ Minutes Later: Well, even that didn't work, damn it -- I'm still not gay (my attraction to Miss Clark
in despite of her own well-publicized intimate predeliction is still inconclusively ambiguous in its import!...
admittedly, this is getting pretty complex). So after all this effort, I remain essentially un-reinvented.
[WARNING! AS YOU PROBABLY EXPECTED, THE FOLLOWING PUNCHLINE INEVITABLY COMING UP:]
My new boyfriend, though, is gay as hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXILNncQ...e=youtu.be
Ha! -- just kidding. After more research, I have reason to believe that this will will finally do the trick:
Three (3) minutes later:
WHOAH! I'm... I'm feelin' it, now!! We're feelin' it!!! Hell, yeah -- time to GO BATSHIT-CRAZY WITH IT!!!
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Shakin' it like a Polaroid picture
Later: The 9000+ power-level of this unexpectedly drove the wife and I spiraling through the entire pansexual
spectrum full-circle right back to the particular point from where we started. Oh well! Sometimes it's the journey,
not the destination, that teaches one most.
Wait -- there is one more thing to try, although it's kind of drastic:
https://www.advocate.com/news/daily-news...-challenge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCeSoiNh0Z4 ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)
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Eyes for Three (3) Minutes To Become Gay" vid to viscerally understand the gay experience:
3+ Minutes Later: See, I didn't realize that this was created by a gay woman as a lesbianizing-mechanism.
But now I can't tell for sure that it didn't work, in a way -- because I find myself still digging chicks....
Although, come to think of it, there does seem to be a new... angle on things, somehow:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ljchJv3PMs
Could it be I've turned into a... really deeply-closeted lesbian man?! Jesus, what if the wife finds out!?
Talk about The Love That Dares Not Speak Its Name!!!.... She'll break out the battle-axe for sure!:
...Hmm... If so, I guess I'd have to go after guys now -- to get straight again!
~~~~~~~~~~~
Later: After further inquiry into the matter, I now realize I should have watched this vid for three (3) minutes,
instead, as various commenters contend authoritatively in their posts how amazing it is that "St. Vincent actually
invented the gay":
3+ Minutes Later: Well, even that didn't work, damn it -- I'm still not gay (my attraction to Miss Clark
in despite of her own well-publicized intimate predeliction is still inconclusively ambiguous in its import!...
admittedly, this is getting pretty complex). So after all this effort, I remain essentially un-reinvented.
[WARNING! AS YOU PROBABLY EXPECTED, THE FOLLOWING PUNCHLINE INEVITABLY COMING UP:]
My new boyfriend, though, is gay as hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXILNncQ...e=youtu.be
Ha! -- just kidding. After more research, I have reason to believe that this will will finally do the trick:
Three (3) minutes later:
WHOAH! I'm... I'm feelin' it, now!! We're feelin' it!!! Hell, yeah -- time to GO BATSHIT-CRAZY WITH IT!!!
Shakin' it like a Polaroid pictureLater: The 9000+ power-level of this unexpectedly drove the wife and I spiraling through the entire pansexual
spectrum full-circle right back to the particular point from where we started. Oh well! Sometimes it's the journey,
not the destination, that teaches one most.
Wait -- there is one more thing to try, although it's kind of drastic:
https://www.advocate.com/news/daily-news...-challenge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCeSoiNh0Z4 ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)