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[Dekalb_Blues]

Many Questions On A Slow Day Before The New Madrid Adjustment

...Now With Extra Added Feelz For The Empathy-Impaired



If life is unfair to everyone, does that mean that life is actually fair?
If your shirt is inside out, is everyone and everything in the universe wearing your shirt but you?
Do you know you've fallen asleep only through waking up? [Lucid Dreaming: Am I a joke to you?!]
Do you spend your whole life recruiting mourners for your funeral?
Are the physicists who study atoms basically just bunches of atoms trying to understand themselves?
If you replace every "W" with a "T" in the questions When, Where, and What, do you get the answers?
Don't we always only have just a few minutes left to live -- but by breathing once again we reset the clock? 
Won't there come a moment when you meet each and every person you know for the last time?
Do erasers slowly sacrifice themselves because of our mistakes?
Once you've read a dictionary, is every other book you read just a remix?
If you ever get the title of "currently the oldest person on Earth," won't you hold that title for the rest of your life?
Isn't every newborn child the youngest person on Earth?
Is the brain the only organ that named itself?
If you drop something on the ground, doesn’t that mean the world is now holding it for you?
If a pregnant woman swims, isn't she a human submarine?
Isn't the brain the most important organ -- according to the brain?
When you buy a bigger bed, don't you have more bed-room, but less bedroom?
Is a wooden treehouse just a tree-corpse held by a still-living friend?
Isn't the pool on the Titanic still full of water?
When porn stars disrobe for a film scene, aren't they just putting on their work clothes?
Isn't brushing your teeth just cleaning some of your skeleton?
If you're cooler than me, doesn't that make me hotter than you?
If you're being chased by a homicidal maniac, aren't you both running for your life?
Isn't it true that all those who listen to this music are absolutely sure to die?

/music plays















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