are you ready for harvest right NOW?

[kycahi]

do you think still craving lower density yummies is a sign? like i dunno if i could give up pizza and beer. i'm just being honest. i can go months off that stuff but in the end i always go back somehow. what does it mean to be ready? how do hyou know?

Well, I got my letter about five months ago. It was green with my full name and address, but no stamp or postmark. It was heavy, but that was mostly due to the FAQ pamphlet. It began, "Dear L: This is to inform you that you have qualified for Fourth Density Harvest. After completing your current third density life, you will ascend the light beam up to the Green Level, where many of your closest friends will escort you to the Processing Department. Be sure to give pre-approval code AM3QT4D. Without this express code, processing into the Fourth Density will take up to three years for Akashic verification."

Last week I got an email message that said I can assure express 4D processing even if I forget the pre-approval code by sending an American Express money order to some address in Nigeria. I decided to do that because these days I can't always trust my memory.

I just flipped through the pamphlet and found, on page 29, "Q: Will I be able to enjoy pizza? Beer? A: Yes! They will taste better than they do in third density and will not cause you to gain weight."

That should mean that you are good to go, Ocean! If I'm ahead of you, I'll be among your friends at the 4D gate.