Spiritual thoughts and ideas you have nowhere to write down

[Cainite]

It was a subjective happening that this was revealed. And Ra does not deny it. It’s talked about elsewhere (I forget where. Possibly by Q’uo. Carla has commented on this as well.) that the intention from the Church leadership, when canonizing the Bible at the Council of Nicea, was that people would be more inclined to do the spiritual / inner work if they thought they only had one life. This is an infringement of free will. Reincarnation is a concept used by the Gnostics, who were partly influenced by Eastern mysticism and philosophy.

In the Gnostic gospel the Book of Thomas the contender describes Jesus teaching reincarnation as well. Gnostic metaphysics were removed from the early church. The Gnostics were labeled heretics (i.e. free thinkers) by the Church.

Hmm, Then I guess reincarnation was probably removed from every other holy book and Abrahamic religion as well.

Heres a memory of mine and a story i just created.

My moms middle name is Maria and the first of my middle names is Emmanuel. (Michele Maria, Tristan Emmanuel)

When I had just turned 2 years old I was in my highchair and i told my mom.

"Woman! Get me a bottle!"

When i got older and my mom told me the story she explained that the only person that she knew of that called their mother "woman" like that/spoke at such a young age; was Christ. She loves Christ so much. That was her favorite story to tell. She would always tell people that it was Christ speaking. She said that it was such a powerful voice that she was in shock when she heard it and immediately got up without hesitation and made the bottle; on command. I was barely 2 years old, if not about to turn 2; which correlates to your point about peoples belief in the divinity of Jesus based on his speech ability as an infant.


"Jesus saith unto her, Woman, what have I to do with thee? mine hour is not yet come." John 2:4

Now to get edgy

Im thinking about it like; Jesus was probably just cooling, smoking some bud with some females tryna get his vibe on..... And Mary is coming towards him through the pasture,

Jesus is hitting the blunt, well... Barely hitting it ahaha, mostly holding it because he wont stop talking. The girls are listening to him talk, while they anxiously watch the blunt burn in his hand.

eventually they cant stand watching the weed get wasted while Jesus talks really loudly and makes extravagant hand gestures..

so they finally say...

"Goddamn! pass that s*** Jesus"

Jesus becomes silent.....

"Youre tripping, shorty. Youve been eating that moldy rye bread again havent you?
Did YOU create this weed out of thin air? I didnt think so. Calm down. You want to smoke? thats cool baby girl. relax. Youre kickin it with the MOST HIGH, and im not even talking about the weed ya dig. ill create a blunt right now out of thin air. Bet i wont."

*creates a blunt out of thin air

He starts to talk about how magick he is but doesnt quite get to finish.

"Im so magick shorty you dont even kn........ Oh f***"

He turns mid sentence to see Mary galavanting across the field and he starts internally panicking and his face turns red because his mom is straight putting him on blast

"Jesussss Honeyyy can you hear me baby???? Come home! your sheep need you!! Jesussssss!!!!  

The girls just start clowning on him

"Why is that lady talking to you like that? Is that your mom hehe?"

( all seven of the girls are whispering and laughing)

Jesus is hella embarrased and tryna recover his game. Thinking about what to say to the girls and to Mary also.

He didnt have to think long.. His blue ray is worth a mil so he says

"Nah girl thats not my mom, i dont know who that lady is? Shes probably ill and needs to be healed by my infinite unconditional love, I am the son of god after all."

Winks* at the girls

(All 7 of them cum in their pants instantly. The same kind of power he used to kill the little boy with one touch, except one wink... And way more positive. Its a good thing he only winked)

Jesus yells back across the field while the girls are all writhing around on the ground having synchronized orgasms in coallescing sacred geometric mandalas.

"woman what have I to do with thee? Mine hour is not yet come."

Mary just throws her hands up in the air like f*** this, turns around and goes home

The End

Classic.

I got really extra creative with that one. Hope you guys appreciate my creativity

Happy thanksgiving!

This took me a solid hour to write

Lol, plz write more!
''Come home! your sheep need you!'' this part killed me.